You see three items before you:

A wig that can become any colour/style and never frizzes/goes out of place.

A needle/thread that can match any fabric and easily creates seams that never rip (can be used in a machine too).

Contacts that match your prescription if you have one and can become any colour/size that never dry out so you could theoretically leave them in forever.

You can only take one. Which one do you take? 




on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras 


jesus christ

did u think i was lying



nico i would waste less of your time if you just put the camera together instead of telling me i fucked up 30 times


If you haven’t already figured it out

oh gosh, thank you so much!  I was never going to get that ;v;




in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

what does it mean when there is standing water in a washing machine ???

i uh, desperately need to do laundry but noticed it’s holding a ton of water for some reason.
nnngh maybe i should just go up a floor but it seems weird to take another floor’s only washer.

hello everyone, I’m going to open a few commissions slots !

what you get

I’m offering some minimally shaded chibis, as shown above!


they are only $7 each, payments through paypal only (sent to

how it works

just shoot me an email at alex3blue@gmail to snag a slot and send your references (or if you have any questions, feel free to email those, or send an ask/fanmail).

once the slot is yours I’ll get to work, and I’ll send you a sketch for you to approve.


nothing too fancy, but it’s your chance to let me know if there is anything you’d like to see changed before I press on!
once you give me the okay I’ll finish it and send you a watermarked version and if you are happy with everything you will send payment at that time and then I’ll send you the full sized, unwatermarked version!


- i’m keeping it pg - 13, no excessive gore / nsfw
- some mechanical parts are fine, full mecha is not
- some animal features are fine, can’t guarantee the quality on a full furry though
- i’m not offering these as couples, however i will happily draw your two characters as separate chibis but make sure they look like they go together / interact in some way!

that should be it, but don’t be afraid to send an ask if you are unsure!


two slots for now, each slot may order up to two chibis!
1 | open
2 |  open


omg shota& rei that’s not an E


omg shota& rei that’s not an E


I wasn’t really stricken sad after watching the two parter, so I did this to make myself a bit sadder.

Y’all should listen to the Fry Song once more. Ok, maybe on loop…

nico i would waste less of your time if you just put the camera together instead of telling me i fucked up 30 times


America’s First Cat Café Opens: Drink Coffee Alongside Adorable Cats

Yesterday, America’s first cat café opened in New York City. Cat lovers, you now have only three more day to sip coffee and eat pastries alongside adorable cats! Purina One teamed up with the North Shore Animal League, the country’s largest no-kill shelter, to create this pop-up café that’s the temporary home to rescue cats. While the concept of a cat café has been around for a while, with Asia and Europe leading the way, this is the first time one has opened in the United States. Two permanent cat cafés are scheduled to open in San Francisco this year.

The concept is simple. Visitors pay an hourly fee or cover charge to sit and lounge with cats. This one, on 168 Bowery, is free. Sixteen cats roam the premises and you’re welcome to pick one up and snuggle with it. If you fall in love with a particular one, you can even adopt it! (Read about each individual cat, here. Looks like “Sushi” is featured in the photo, above.) To get your feline fix, stop by the store from 10a to 7p each day till April 27. If you’d like to learn a little something, you can listen to different cat experts talk about cat health and behavior. The store’s capacity is limited to just 65 people, so you may have to wait in line.

Via My Modern Met